!PAY ATTENTION! Your Faith ...

... does not matter to me. But, I will ask you this. No matter whut your beliefs are, do not stand in judgement of me, for my being a follower of Jesus. I am proudly a minister in His doctrines. Now, there's an awful lot of you out there, who absolutely hates hearing that ... you don't like reading it either, because the world that we live in, is very much anti-Christian in nature. Anti-Christian sentiment is all over the TV these days, it's all throughout many types of movies, just as a lot of these movies are very much anti-male. - It has really gotten in people's heads.

  Just because I am a minister in His doctrines, it does not mean ...

...that I've lost my manhood
...that I no longer have feelings like the average Joe who, has not been forgiven his sins, by Christ
...that I am 'poifect,' as I am quite 'impoifect.' I've only been forgiven of my sins, through the blood that was shed on the cross at Calvary.
...that I do not know how to laugh & have a good time with my friends, saved, or not. My friends love my sense of humor, & my imitations of everyone else including farm animals. Lol
...that I am not a human being, with human emotions like you. I have them! So, please don't take a crap on me, & neglect me & my feelings. 
...that I forgot how to make my partner feel good privately -- (you know whut I mean!) I KNOW how to do that. TRY ME!
...that all I know how to do is to quote scripture, because I am knowledgable in a variety of areas of conversation., so kindly do not stand in judgment of me.


  OK, the other thing lastly is, that just because one follows Him, does not mean that they are supposed to sit feeling lonely with their thumb up their but (so to speak). We too are human beings, who have feelings as before we received a Spiritual annointing, & we still have struggles out in the world, just like you do. I personally, desire a woman. - NOT just any woman, either, though. I would prefer that you be a Christian/Messianic Jew, but IF you're not, OK, so be it. I'm not yer judge, & As long as you don't play mine, we'll get along just fine.

  Anyone who chooses to mistreat me in that fashion, by giving me a hard time because of that, or trying to bully me out of the faith that I'm in, will only get her 'balls broken' (as they say) in the process, so umm ... don't do it.  I'm not gonna sit idly by & be treated poorly by miserable women.

The Faith(s) That I Would Prefer/Feel More Comfortable With

Christian

Jewish

Agnostic

Pagan -- (But only if you're polite, friendly, you come across to me as very appealing in your actions, (showiing me that yer interested in a relationship with me) kind, caring, & honest.) 

Witches -- Let us talk about that, shall we? -- I don't mind if you feel that you're a witch. I can live with that, hon. -- Quite honestly, I happen to have a major fetish for witches; how they dress .. keep their hair ... wow!!BUT ... B-U-T. Know this at the get-go: I am protected under the blood of the Lamb of God. I have been saved under the blood of Jesus Christ, by provoking a supernatural response from Him in early 11/2006, so ... curses/spell have no effect upon me, & I would not advise any type of spiritual assault upon me, either. Those of us with an annointing by the Holy Spirit, have power over you, OK? We're not to be messed with like that, so ... be wise, & it will go much better for you spiritually, if you don't assault me spiritually. You could bring about diar consequences upon yourself by assualting a saved individual, protected by Jesus Christ. Someone like me is not the least bit intimidated by covens, or warlocks ... any of that. Juss so you know. On that note, just as you as a witch are able t oprovoke supernatural responses with your spells, we too have the ability to call upon supernatural responses from the One who, made those powers & principalities in the heavenlies as mentioned in The Book of The EPHESIANS 6.

  If you do not know how to be fair, merciful & appealing to me, & come across to me as an honorable, appealing, friendly, POLITE, & a pleasant woman, then take a walk please, madaam.

  I'm not looking for some fascist. You wouldn't like it in the reverse scenario, so remember that, OK? I too do not like it. I've been there, done that. I happen to be of Jewish background. I'm a Messianic Jew/Jewish Christian. I'm not about to appologize for it, I'm not gonna be made to feel sorry for it, & I will not be ashamed or made to feel bad for it, understand? I've had a few very poor experiences with that. NO GOOD. I don't find it the least bit impressive, or appealing. So, now you know basically what I'm about. I'm glad that I got that issue out of the way.

  I appreciate yer time. :o)

  Very Sincerely,

      Andrew Friedman

          DELTAflt1189

NORTHWESTflt1982, 'NAPLESflt0477, NATIONALflt0477, EASTERNflt0479, USAIRflt0490, DELTAflt1189, CONTINENTALflt265, & 'ANTKorANDYTRAK

Battered Men - The Hidden Side of Domestic Violence

Help for Battered Men

On-line Resources

S.A.F.E. (http://www.safe4all.org) concentrates on domestic violence against straight men, gay men, and lesbian women, because few services exist for these groups. Personal stories, a comprehensive listing of Web resources and books, info on local shelters and groups that help battered men or offer services for abusive women, suggestions on how you can make a difference in the lives of people affected by abuse. E-mail list and Bulletin Board. Battered Men's Helpline Articles, information, links. Are You Abused? In the news. Battered Men's support groups are starting up in Southern and Central Maine. Call their toll free number 1-877-643-1120 Access Code # 0757 for meeting times and locations. If you who are interested in helping and/or offering financial support, please call 207-683-2515. re is a group trying to set up services for heterosexual abused men. P.O. Box 252, Harmony, Maine 04942. E-mail help@noexcuse4abuse.org Resources for Men in Destructive Relationships Both men and women deserve our support in their recovery from abusive relationships, yet few resources are available to men. AbuseHelp offers information about support groups, workshops, books, and organizations which are helpful to men. Please check out our "Am I In A Destructive Relationship?" inventory for men and women. New articles and other features will be added regularly. Battered Men of Oklahoma   Battered Men of Oklahoma This is a site designed to help male victims of domestic violence. This is not a site for women-haters. Everyone deserves freedom from domestic violence - women, children, and men. There are quite a few domestic violence service centers and websites that help women victims but few reach out to the male victim. Domestic Violence Against Men In Colorado   Domestic Violence Against Men In Colorado This is a site designed to help male victims of domestic violence. This is not a site for women-haters. Everyone deserves freedom from domestic violence - women, children, and men. There are quite a few domestic violence service centers and websites that help women victims but few reach out to the male victim. Rhiannon3 describes itself as "A Comprehensive site on the Web for Women, Men and Personal Growth - created for the Heart, the Soul and YOU." "The victims of domestic violence are infants, children, adults, and the elderly regardless of age, gender, or sexual orientation. There is little real disagreement with that statement." "It is the purpose of this site not to paint all men as the enemy. It is our purpose to empower both men and women to do the right thing. And the right thing is to speak out against domestic violence."

Oregon Counseling Oregon Counseling: Non-Profit Consumer Protection Information, Education, Referral & Research Handout on domestic violence against men. Referral resource.

Helping Men: Helping to heal male victims of domestic violence It is the intention of this webpage and this organization to expose a great injustice in American society today. Many men are being battered and /or falsely accused of domestic violence, and we find this unacceptable and intolerable. ... In order to be heard, men must speak out. If you are a male victim of domestic abuse, or have been falsely accused of this crime, won't you please take a stand and fight with us? Come out of the shadows that you have been put under by a twisted system and demand that justice be served.

Check out the Washington and national resources that help battered men.

My Favorite Turn-ons  

            By Andrew Friedman          

  I love women who show their bare feet. Like a lot of guys, to me, I find it erotic. I alsways look forward to the warmer months, when you ladies wear flip-flops. Lol    

  I love a woman who has big, soft hands., & one who is very good at giving massage. I too, am good at that.     I love a woman who like one of my old X's, will respond to me in the middle of the night to my cuddling, by giving me a work-over. You know whut I mean! Use yer imagination! Lol I have not had a woman like that, since late 2003, & I miss that!    

  I love when a woman is humble in heart, & very polite. That's the 1 really key thing that I look for in a woman, is her ability to be humble, & polite. Without those two things, well, I'm sorry, but I'm not with that other garbage ... nasty, unfriendly behavior, & women who chronically spit. - I hate that shyte! I sincerely hope that I do not get stuck with someone like that. Thass juss sick.    

  I love a woman who has a very big heart. That is key, as well. That to me, is a REAL woman. That's a terrific quality for one of you, to have. A really big heart. Someone who deals with others with mercy & kindness, not like a lot of these other ones who, all they know how to do, is tease us men & refuse to follow through with it. That right there is wicked, horse-shit behavior. I am not looking for that.    

  So tell me ... Do you think that you have the qualities that I am seeking as stated both in here & in my profile, on this site? Are you 'up to the mark,' & honest? -- We'll see. Impress me. ;o)        

Sincerely,       

Andrew Friedman           

DELTAflt1189

 OK now, I'm gonna be really honest here ladies, so don't start run'n away, like a chicken. This states who I am most suited to. Make time to read it.
 
 
 
~~~What I LOVE In A Woman Like You~~~
 
  ILOVEBBWwomen. (Big Beautiful Women). BBW WHITE, or Puerto Rican women. (Those are the types that I go for.) I love those of you, who are tall & are thick in girth. I love those of you who have big, soft hands. I really love a woman who has long hair, especially when you wear your hair in poney tails, over yer shoulders. I LOVE the way that looks! That style is just so gorgeous, to me.
 
  I also love when you give me a really thorough ****-***. That's my all-time favorite. I seek a woman who also knows how to take her time during a French kiss, & drags it out for a long time, like I like to do. 1 of the turn-ons that I have is for a lady's ****-****.
 
  I desire you to be the type who out in public, would take me in an alley or somewhere private, & just make the hottest, most passionate love with me, that you can. Perhaps a really thorough ****-*** as well. I absollutely love that. I'd say between a really good ****-*** & a really tight *****. 
 
  I LOVE the type of woman who, knows exactly when & how to give me a really thorough ****-***. 1 of my X girlfriends had that quality in her, & I absollutelly loved that!
 
  I really hope that yer like that(!) I really hope to find a woman who is also a great cook. That would be just great, by itself.
 
  I only like to be with those women who take really good care of themselves, as far as personal hygien. If you smell bad, It ain't happen'n with me, babs. Nope. I really love a woman who is a big 'cuddler,' like I am. I really enjoy that, & I seek nothing less than that.
 
  I seek someone for the loooooooooooooooooooonoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong haul, baby. Not some 1-nighter, 2-nighter, or 3-nighter (so to speak). I seek someone who's gonna be great in EVERY aspect that I've mentioned on this page. I'm not a womanizer. I'm an Evangelist, & I desire a WIFE. for it mentions in The Book of Proverbs: "He who finds a wife, finds a good thing." Not a fling, not a basic, "just buddies" type of thing, & NOT some "pen-pal," whutever the hell that's supposed to do to fulfill my needs, I'll never know(!) Lol. I ask you, who among you is able to handle what I've wrote down here so far?
 
~~~~~What Am I NOT Seeking?~~~~~
 
  I do not seek just some 1-nighter, or some cheap pole-dancer, or some chick who loves to tease men by dancing half-naked infront of some dude, or one of you who will give some dude a "lap dance." IF you love teasing men without follow-through, including for yer living, well then, I'm sorry, but I do not approve, & either you'll find another line of work in a respectable field, or I just will not oblige to give you so much as 1 minute in any kind of close relationship with me, personally. Any woman who sexually teases a man without the intention to follow up with action, is phoney, unlady-like, & has NO conscience;--NONE, or a sense of mercy. To the contrary, yer behavior tells guys, that yer a coward. You want mercy? Then learn to give mercy to others. Teasing guys like that, especially when it's foolishly done to me, is NOT the least bit wise, or mpressive to me, at all. I'm glad I wrapped that up with a neat little bow. Lol
 
  I'm not after some woman who all she cares about, is standing me up, or telling me she'd rather hang out with her "buddies," because women like that won't get so much as 1 minute from me. My patience will run out very quickly, I'll get really p****d off, & I'll reject you at my fastest possible convenience. I don't find it appealing, attractive, or sexy in any way shape or form. It hurts me too much to be stuck with someone like that, & I deserve much much much better, than that. If you desire profitability from a relationship with me, then you'll be very careful not to treat me like that. Please don't take me the wrong way, here. -- I'm not saying that you can't have any friends, or anything like that. Networking is a great thing, & meeting new people is really good. BUT ... make time to be with me. I'm not putting up with ANY woman who ignores me all the time, or puts me on the back burner all the time. Hell no. "Been-there-done-that." No more.
 
  Yer cold-blooded? Here's someth'n for ya: Have a field day: * I'd much rather be alone, than be stuck with someone like that. IF you tell me you care about me, or especially that you "love" me, then act like it. Otherwise, take yer phoney shtick elsewhere.
 
  The 1 thing that I really hate more than anything other than sexual teasing with no follow-through, is when some chick tells me that she "loves" me, in the 1st email. -- Honey, listen up. Ya don't love me, because ya don't know me. I may be nice to you in my reply to yer add on some dating site but all I am, is just a stranger to you, until you get to know me. Nothing more. Get it in perspective, OK?
 
~~~~~~~Are You The 1?~~~~~~~
 
  So, in closing, are YOU the right 1 for me? Are YOU able to offer me everything that I've spoken about in here? We'll see. Ya' talk up a good game in yer add, huh? We'll see! Put it to brass tax, baby. I wanna see whut you have to offer me in the way of a relationship. IMPRESS me, baby. Now I mean, you could stand there & judge me from now till kingdom come, but hey, that's yer loss. I happen to be a pretty nice guy, & I am a good boyfriend. I'm also monogamous, & I am true to my partner. I'm not into cheating. i have the balls to tell someone to go fly a kite, that I may go after another woman for a relationship, but I am no cheater. PERIOD. My friends think I'm a very nice guy, anyway.

  I assure you, that I'm emotionally-stable, very kind, & I am actually pretty funny, when I'm around my friends, & I cannot wait to share that with you. I love to mimmic others, & spread cheer. I love to make sound effects to make others laugh. It's a birth gift I've been given.
 
  Sincerely,
 
      Andrew Friedman

Domestic Violence does not discriminate against age, race, color, creed, gender or sexual orientation. Women may hesitate to call for help... men are even less likely to seek assistance. Society has been taught to think of domestic violence victims as women....it is time for society to open their eyes!!

What are the characteristics of an abusive woman?

The characteristics of women (or men) who are abusive fall into three categories. 

• Alcohol Abuse.  Alcohol abuse is a major cause and trigger in domestic violence.  People who are intoxicated have less impulse control, are easily frustrated, have greater misunderstandings and are generally prone to resort to violence as a solution to problems.   Women who abuse men are frequently alcoholics. 

• Psychological Disorders.  There are certain psychological problems, primarily personality disorders,  in which women are characteristically abusive and violent toward men.   Borderline personality disorder is a diagnosis that is found almost exclusively with women.  Approximately 1 to 2 percent of all women have a Borderline Personality disorder.  At least 50% of all domestic abuse and violence against men is associated with woman who have a Borderline Personality disorder. The disorder is also associated with suicidal behavior, severe mood swings, lying, sexual problems and alcohol abuse.

• Unrealistic expectations, assumptions and conclusions.   Women who are abusive toward men usually have unrealistic expectations and make unrealistic demands of men.  These women will typically experience repeated episodes of depression, anxiety, frustration and irritability which they attribute to a man's behavior.  In fact, their mental and emotional state is the result of their own insecurities, emotional problems, trauma during childhood or even withdrawal from alcohol.   They blame men rather than admit their problems, take responsibility for how they live their lives or do something about how they make themselves miserable.  They refuse to enter treatment and may even insist the man needs treatment.   Instead of helping themselves, they  blame a man for how they feel and believe that a man should do something to make them feel better. They will often medicate their emotions with alcohol.  When men can't make them feel better, these women become frustrated and assume that men are doing this on purpose.

Read more here: http://www.oregoncounseling.org/Handouts/DomesticViolenceMen.htm

Men and Sexual Rejection
Men and Sex for Women
A Series to Promote Sexual Understanding Between Men and Women

The fact that men are allowed to express themselves sexually from an early age gives them some confidence in the sexual arena. But the fact that they let their guard down here makes them more vulnerable than ever.

Their defenses are down and they are at risk. They are like a turtle without a shell-easily punctured and hurt.

In addition, men often don't distinguish between the rejection of them sexually and the rejection of them as a whole person.

But will they act hurt when they are rejected?

Probably not. That is not an acceptable emotion for men in our society.

They are more likely to act mad or sullen, or merely withdraw. Their defensive reaction to the injury is detached, distant, or critical in keeping with society's expectations of men.

Often the reaction is, "I'm gone; I'm out of here."

Does this mean women should have sex with men whenever or wherever the men wish, just to avoid wounding them in their vulnerable state?

Of course not. But it does mean they should be aware that men are particularly vulnerable before, during, and after sex. This is not the time to launch into a ten minute dissertation of what is wrong with his sexual technique.

My Exact Description     Attn: Too many people are IMing me, asking me a whole bunch'a cockamaime, lame repetitive questions about my basic info.. ("asl," "Where ya from?" ... "How old are you" ... "What's your location?") MAKE TIME to read my ENTIRE profile, so that you're not 1 of them, OK? I appreciate your time very much, & I know that this's a long dossier, but I do tell ALL about myself, so that there's NO surprises. You want honesty from me? Well, here it is. So, after you read the 1st paragraph, don't complain that I'm "too honest," & run off flap'n ya' chicken wings. READ IT, in it's FULL entirety. No baloney.. Thanks, & WELCOME! ---------------------------------------------------------   I´m a SWM / BHM (Big Handsome Man) / 5´9" / I was extruded on 09/24/1972 in Brooklyn, NY at 10:10 AM on Sunday morn'n / I weigh in at 260 LB / Short blk. hr. - Army Ranger-styled crew cut / Shaved head / Salt & pepper hr. / Big brn. eyes / Usually clean-shaven, but sometimes I maintain a little stubble / I wear size 12 boots, & size 13 shoes / I dress casually / Have lightly tanned skin / Wear glasses, w/black frames / No kids, but want someday / Never married. I'm SINGLE / No tatts / No body piercings / No pets / I live alone / I rent an apt. in the 'burbs' / Non-smk. / Non-drnk. / Messianic Jew (Believer in Jesus Christ).   My Attributes   *Emotionally-stable *Honest *Humorous - I love to imitate others making folks laugh & to spread cheer is a birth-gift I've been given. I LOVE to mimic old song artists, as well. Funny stuff! Lol *Very easy to talk to *Polite *Kind *Caring *Courteous *Considerate *Tactful *Creative *Flexible *On-time, (usually early, for a date) *Artistic *Affectionate *Passionate   Click this link, to view my personality characteristics!   

*S.O.S: - Looking for Old Friends From Maplebrook School Inc.*

I attended Maplebrook School Inc. in Amenia, NY, from: 02/1989 - 06/1991

My Cooking Skills

  I am not that bad of a cook. I really enjoy it, but I don´t like cook´n alone, all by my lonesome. Y? Cuz it blows. It sux, & it´s no fun. I would pamper you, though, if I were to cook for you. I´d make you feel like you were in a restaraunt, fa´show, babs. I love a woman who knows how to cook, & cook GOOD. I'm very good at taking something basic like a PB & J sandwich, & turn'n it into a gourmet feast. I´m VERY good at that. I love to make homemade chicken soup once in a while, although I do not do it often, as cooking alone can really suck.. I am very good at making chicken soup as I have practiced for a long time before I managed to get it right. I only use fresh ingredients, & I make it authentic, in the classic eastern european style.

    You wanna talk about some chicken salad? -- Lemme tell you something, babs ... I make slam´n chicken salad. I make it FRESH, with FRESH ingredients, not out of a can. I´m good.. I don´t use cheap bread, either. I use good quality bread.   I make chicken taste so good, that you´d think that you were eating prime rib, done up perfectly, young lady. -- I´m good. The only thing that is a bit too much of a ballbuster for me to make is fried chicken, as I do not have a deep fryer. Otherwise, I guarranty you that I could make it (assuming I have the right ingredients, & the proper equipment.)     I like a good salad every so often, once in a while.<-----See the froggy? LOL     I also like to do some italian dishes as well. I can basically make just about anything, but I normally don´t, for the reason that I don´t have anyone to really do it for (yet), but also on top of that, alot of the ingredients can be a little bit on the expensive side, so that´s a bit of a hinderance. I usually just cook for whenever I have company over.     I generally hate the tinny, fishy taste of canned fish, but sometimes I am able to cook it in a skillet & then it doesn´t taste as bad, but I do prefer fresh fish quite a bit more.  1 of the things that I am very good at making also, are FRESH juices. I love to make fresh cranberry juice, & lemonade, as well... It´s very simple for me to do.     My favorite foods are a wide variety of stuff, but only if it´s made correctly. I hate it whenever I go out to some restaraunt & a waiter/waitress brings me some poorly made slop, that´s supposed to be a well-made dish, but due to the fact that the restaraunt owner has no balls, he/she lets his/her head chef make garbage & serves the pig slop to someone like me who can tell that it´s pig slop.

 I'm A Pet Lover

  I love doggies! -- I used to have a huge cuddly basset houndypooie named ´Huckleberry.´ I love him so. He was the saddest thing in the whole wide world, & someday I´ll surely get another one. I like animals as a whole, but ... I LOVE bassets & bloodhoundies above the rest.. Bow-wow - Arrrroooooooooooooooo!! LOL

I have specific ´likes´.. -- Ask me, if yer curious. You may like them, as well(!)

*Miracles That Actually Happened To Me, In 11/2006! The Following is a TRUE Story. READ IT, & Dare To Believe.*

  I´m no yuppie, & I´m not fancy. I´m stuck in a very low income bracket, so ... I'm juss bei'n honest with ya, on my situation. The economy's very bad right now, & it was no good before the US economic crash. 5,000,000 people are unemployed in this country, several million have lost their homes, & money is very, very HARD to come by. There´s an old worldly saying, which goes: "Ya´ can´t squeez blood from a stone."

  Oh, & just remember 1 important thing, honey; just because a guy has a great job out in the world, means NOTHING. It doesn't mean that he will be honest & true to you, or that he won't treat you lousy. A lot of us are like that, but a lot of us, are not. I assure you, that I am emotionally-stable, very polite, & I know how to treat a lady. I believe in chivalry.

My Personal Transportation

  I normally get around with a silver "Mongoose-Blackcomb" dual suspension mountain bike. -- Before you judge me as to "why" I don't drive, allow me to explain.

                  I do not drive, because of the following terrific reasons

1) I know of no one who is willling to give me time behind the wheel of their car, -- including my so-called "friends!!"

2) I do not possibly see the point of owning some super-cheap junkyard piece'a crap, that's only gonna nickle & dime me to death, & would break down & leave me stranded in the middle'a nowhere. I will not put myself in that situation. Y? I'll tell you. Bu'cuz umm .... YOU are not gonna pick me up, & neither is anyone else gonna take time out of their precious busy day to drive all the way out to east 'Jabipp' ta' come get me.

3) Who's gonna pay the repair bills, when my junky jallopy kicks the bucket out in the middle'a amish country? -- You?

4) Where could I possibly park in the city? (NY city/Lancaster city/Philladelphia city/ ... (Whutever city, all of em,' busts driver's balls!!)

5) I refuse to pay 3 - $5.00/gal. for gas. It ain't happen'n, I'm sorry. Maybe you don't mind it, but I do. Fa'get it!!

  Now you know precisely "why," I do not drive. So now, there's no more mystery. Lol

  I´m well known around my town, by the name that´s affixed to my bike trailer: ´ANDYTRAK..´ Lol. That´s my transportation.

                                                                My Favorite Music 

  I love the 70's love songs, 80's techno/disco, & R&B. I love a wide variety of the old ones, like "The cornelius Brothers & sister Rose," -- (It's Too Late) Songs from 'Journey,' "Voices Carry" from 'Till Teusday,' "Fool"(If You Think It's Over)," by 'Chris Rea,' "Fame" by 'David bowie,' "Heart Of Glass," "Call Me," & "In The Flesh," by 'Blondie,' songs from the group 'Tommy,' "Massachussetts" by Andy Gibb(?) "More Than I Can Say" by Leo Sayer,' songs by the 'BeeGees,' & a few of the old movie sound tracks.

                                                      My Favorite Musical Artists

  Stevie Wonder, Lou Rawls, Michael Jackson, Yvon Elleman, Maureen McGovern, Johny Cash, Olivia Newton John, Dusty Springfield, Joe Jackson, Stevie Nicks, Chris Rea, Leo Sayer, & Rupert Holmes. 

  
                                              Favorite Movies 

  "The Devil's Advocate," "The Devil's Rain," "Race With The Devil," "Equinox," "The Bunker," "Fatherland," "Munich," "The Hill," "Hamburger Hill," "When Hell Was In Session," "Marathon Man," "The Amittyville Horror," "The Professional," "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre," "Hardcore," "Mississippi Burning," "Star Trek" (The original TV series) "Star Trek I,II,III,IV,V,VI," "CRASH - of Eastern Flt. 401," "Oath Of Office," "Cannonball Run," "Smokey & The Bandit," "The Grass Is Greener Over The Septic Tank," "Liar-Liar," & "6 Weeks." 
  

                                            Favorite TV Shows 

  "All In The Family," "Starskey & Hutch," "The Incredible Hulk," "The Banana Split Gang," "Laugh In," "Monty Python's flying Circus," "The Carol Burnette Show," & "Mama's Family."

                                                   My Appropriate Match

  SWF (Single White Female) / SHF (Single Hispanic Female), meaning: Unmarried, Single, or Widowed. NOT SEPARATED/NOT MARRIED! 25-40 years of age / 170-250LB / 5´6"-6´6" -- I would prefer that you´d be at least 6´ tall, but if not, it´s alright/ Any color hair / Any color eyes / I LOVE BBW types of women. (Big Beautiful Women). I have a thing for your type, if you´re a BBW, that is. 
  
  Please remember yer manners. I cannot stand rude, discourteous behavior. -- Especially from women. That makes me absollutely sick, & it pisses me off, so umm ... don´t be like that around me, OK?
  
  I love: a woman who has a very gentle touch, & I love when you´re a good masseur. (Did I spell that right? Lol) I love when yer a great kisser, & a slow kisser. Full lips is what I pref., I pref. big soft hands. I love women who take very good care of themselves, & in their more personal aspects of life, are VERY CLEAN. That´s something that ´d just ruin the whole thing. Please don´t be a dirty pig, who´se got some ridiculous phobia, of a bar´a soap. I'm not putting up with that from anyone anymore, & besides that, it's extremely offensive, & depicts severe laziness, personal sloth, psychiatric problems, & pure, & utter stupidity. - BE CLEAN, & do not smell bad, all the time. Been there, done that.
 

  I so look forward to finding a woman that knows how to cook,  & can do it really well,  without turning me from a hot air balloon, into an outright blimp. LOL I hope that if you can cook well, that you primarilly make healthy stuff for me. I love homemade italian dinners.      Do you have any special ´likes?´ Please tell me. I do care about your feelings, ya know.   !PAY ATTENTION! Your Faith ...   ... does not matter to me. But, I will ask you this. No matter whut your beliefs are, do not stand in judgement of me, for my being a follower of Jesus. I'm not yer judge, & yer not mine either, so I'm asking you as an honorable woman that you do not stand in judgment of me, for those reasons, as a minister in His doctrines. - I'm not looking for women who deal with me like that, & anyone who chooses to mistreat me in that fashion, will be ignored, & heavilly criticized. I'm not gonna sit idly by & be treated poorly by miserable women. - If you do not know how to be fair, merciful & appealing to me, & come across to me as an honorable & a pleasant woman, then take a walk please, madaam. IF yer not that type of coldblooded individual, I welcome you into my life, & I appreciate yer time. :o)    In case you´d like to contact me to explore the possibility of a relationship, PAY ATTENTION!